Honda to Release New Integra

I'll tell you what, when I saw the headline over at Autoblog that "Honda stuns world by showing off surprise new Integra" I nearly shit myself.  Time was, you were pretty much the dude if you rolled an Integra.  If you came up in the 90's and were into cars you probably were down with or at least respected the 'teg.  Sadly they've now reached the point of depreciation where if you see one out and about its more than likely riced or ragged.  So if you haven't clicked on the title link yet...

Welp

Ol' Honda could have at least not given its new city scootercycle the name of one of its most beloved sports cars.  This thing is one of those bikes that at first glance makes you look like a gnarly crotch rocket sportbike ladykiller, but at further inspection is just an extra pepped up scooter that leaves you looking more like D.U.I. guy.  Cue the fat girl and a moped jokes.  What a full on bummer.  The RSX was pretty sweet no?  I'd love to see a little coupe with an Acura badge again.